Sitcom-Noir's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The life of a blammer.]

Well

Unlike the majority of 'critics' reviewing your piece i will try to separate my opinion of your animation and then your message.

(The Left side of my brain says)

Overall this animation is tongue in cheek, humorous and a gateway to better things. Your laziness held you back (like the total disregard for physical expression in there first scene) but overall you have created an actually amusing animation that didnt appear to be overtly violent, abusive or moronic.

(The right side of my brain says)

I think you have a point (though i suppose any message becomes slightly redundant when 'n00b' is used somewhere along its delivery) too many people choose to blam flashes that are poor but not complete filth.

The perfect example would be the numerous people stating that this flash animation should be blamd, whilst this is no work of art, it deserves to receive a reasonable score, no where near the blam mark.

6/10

magumbo responds:

wooo, cool review. Ive seen ones like this but never gotten one. And yeah your right about almost everyting sep' lazyness, I was trying to make the best flash movie i could in the least amount of time. Thx for actioually putting time and effort into ur review unlike some other people.

[Extreme: Episode One]

Medium

Well i doubt you intended it, but this turned out to be a hilarious parody of every anime film i have ever seen.

5/10

[starcraft ep1 m3 p3]

This was really great

One of the few decent collab flashes around at the moment, nice work.

Could only have been improved if foamy was killed at some point.

[The Red Faction]

Sad sad sad

Based on the overall animation (and the fact that you are a fist time animator) this wasn’t bad, but a few things lead this to be a total mockery.

1. The ending/dramatic audio was horrible, abrupt and bizarre; such self-conscious a conclusion in no way fits your five seconds of actual content.
2. Next time, less pretext, more text.
3. Europe is not a 'nation'.

If these three points were avoided (or rather replaced by there opposites) this would have received a 5/10 from me.

MarsYam responds:

hehehe thx for the tips! and i can be a nation in the year 2026, it's possible :)

[I Hate Clowns]

Damn fine

This animation was worthy of the curb your enthusiasm theme.

joshuaost responds:

Thanks, I thought the music was worthy of the movie.

[Sith, A Cartoon Short]

Ha Fuckity Ha

Nice work man, i see you as an up and coming satire animtor because you seem to know your limitations.

Perfect animation, short, funny and most importantly you didnt insult your audience with pointless filler material.

Nice work i'm voting 5.

[Milk writes a poem]

Not Bad

Good lord people are throwing tens at this thing like there is no tomorrow.

Smooth animation, moderate violence (with cool milk/blood splatter) and light humor. It was good, but not great.

Maybe if more 'crew' animators were more like you they wouldnt have such a negative reputation.

7/10.

[?¦]

A little dull

A friend of mine used to make flash animations like this two weeks into owning a copy of MX.

I just hope that you get over this stage and move on.

l1fty responds:

Well give him a pat on the back okay.

[Grimace: A new beginning]

Nope

And now for your next trick use your love for cocaine and animating abilities to make something a little more worth while.

Two tips:

1. Next time you use other artists music, credit them.
2. But a little more thought into your animations.

I'll give you a 3 for overal animation and an extra point for grimace snorting coke.

[Family Guy theme Backward]

Well

This is accidental gold, i would give you higher, but its just be chance this is funny backwards.

But overal it was entertaining.