Sitcom-Noir's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LMAO Zombies!!]

Fucking gold.

The Specials! Dylan Moron! Zombies!

This was a fucking joy to watch, without a doubt one of the finest clock flashes ever made.

Bilbo my friend you have done yourself proud.

biblo responds:

Haha thanks.

PS. Biblo*

[The life of a blammer.]

Well

Unlike the majority of 'critics' reviewing your piece i will try to separate my opinion of your animation and then your message.

(The Left side of my brain says)

Overall this animation is tongue in cheek, humorous and a gateway to better things. Your laziness held you back (like the total disregard for physical expression in there first scene) but overall you have created an actually amusing animation that didnt appear to be overtly violent, abusive or moronic.

(The right side of my brain says)

I think you have a point (though i suppose any message becomes slightly redundant when 'n00b' is used somewhere along its delivery) too many people choose to blam flashes that are poor but not complete filth.

The perfect example would be the numerous people stating that this flash animation should be blamd, whilst this is no work of art, it deserves to receive a reasonable score, no where near the blam mark.

6/10

magumbo responds:

wooo, cool review. Ive seen ones like this but never gotten one. And yeah your right about almost everyting sep' lazyness, I was trying to make the best flash movie i could in the least amount of time. Thx for actioually putting time and effort into ur review unlike some other people.

[The Red Faction]

Sad sad sad

Based on the overall animation (and the fact that you are a fist time animator) this wasn’t bad, but a few things lead this to be a total mockery.

1. The ending/dramatic audio was horrible, abrupt and bizarre; such self-conscious a conclusion in no way fits your five seconds of actual content.
2. Next time, less pretext, more text.
3. Europe is not a 'nation'.

If these three points were avoided (or rather replaced by there opposites) this would have received a 5/10 from me.

MarsYam responds:

hehehe thx for the tips! and i can be a nation in the year 2026, it's possible :)

[I Hate Clowns]

Damn fine

This animation was worthy of the curb your enthusiasm theme.

joshuaost responds:

Thanks, I thought the music was worthy of the movie.

[Real-Life vs GTA]

HAHa

I actually liked this a lot. My only hope is that a) you endeavour to make a longer flash animation b) you use any encouragement you find here to make more detailed higher quality animation.

This was a minor delight, overall 7/10.

Hobbad responds:

Yes and Yes. (sorry, lots of posts to reply to, he he)

Working on a continuation to the series.

[Emo? Lol-no.]

Could have been allright

Ok well lets get the first cat off the rack.

His name is ginger and he says:

"This flash animation is smooth, short and for the most part humorous. As you have no other submissions this flash animation should be a gateway piece to other better things."

And now our second cat, socks the kitten says:

"What disheartens me is that you have no concept of emo or the emo scene. I'm not going to rant on about this, but as far as i am concerned the only thing more annoying then tossers who listen to simple plan and wrongly associate themselves with the emo scene, are people who complain about the poseurs associating themselves wrongly etc etc etc".

To conclude, decent satire, but get your facts straight.

Hope to see more work from you in the future.

Joelasticool responds:

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[Happy birthday, Andrew!]

It was

Short but sweet.

PROXER responds:

yup

[Life!]

Nzxer Can i have your fucking babies?

Man i loved this, i totally fucking dig your work.

Firstly it was so short and sweet, it was like a beatles single. I was left wanting more, left hanging. So few animators have the balls (or vision) to create a piece this short.

Secondly i love the way you adapted music so perfectly, without the music ever being the focus of your piece. You must be one of the first flash animators i have seen in a while that understand the fine art of mixing separate elements and ultimately achieving there aim.

Breath of fresh air my friend, breath of fresh air.

Nzxer responds:

Amen brother. Amen!

[A New Age]

Yes and yet, NoTh

This was good, and i do empathise with your intolerance of all this 'crew' rubbish we see.

But your flash just seemed a little half baked. Nice work overall.

Ghosty22 responds:

Yeah... I just kinda did it in one day...